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Priest and handcuffs don't mix

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Mark Lyons 28 Jan 2013

This story has been going around the Internet and the press is having a field day with this one.

http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/355904 ... oes-viral-

No comment on this one....don't shoot the messenger!!!

mark
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grenchat 28 Jan 2013

Heaven help us! Satan hath hold of the good, pious father.

Let us pray for him, and would somebody please send a cable to Brother Jerome of the hermitage.

Anonymous 28 Jan 2013

Maybe you should have responded with your vast expertise on shimming open handcuffs! Oh no, the priest went to the hospital because the police didn't know what they were doing to remove the cuffs. Only Mayor Mark McCheese could have saved the day!! Quick, a stuck handcuff! To the burger copter!

Atame 28 Jan 2013

Michael Lee 28 Jan 2013

Somehow a Priest in cuffs does not appear to be so 'Out there " read below ...WOW !

Located this Info on Randi JREFF site again - WOW !!

In recent years two babies in New York have died of of herpes infections, most likely resulting from when a circumciser (not a doctor) put their mouths on the baby's penis to remove the blood from the cutting. Two more babies have suffered brain damage. New York City's health department wants parents to sign a consent form, so they know the risks before subjecting a child to this ancient conduct.
No word yet on warning the baby that they face a risk of brain damage, death or infection. --

Sean Faircloth, Dir. of Strategy & Policy.

ML

grenchat 28 Jan 2013

"Won't find me practising what I'm preaching
Won't find me making no sacrifice
But I can get you a pocketful of miracles
If you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
Just do as I say, don't do as I do"

This quote brings to mind a seldom seen, obscure hair raiser from 1975.

They say that "Satan sleeps with the holy."
Let us reflect upon that while taking a brief detour through Satan's Triangle.

Cheers!
Jason

Ian mcColl 29 Jan 2013

I don't mind the priest being an idoit and then getting caught, my probelm is with all those who follow his every word in church. People are sheep and only as smart as sheep.

sorry sheep.

Ian

Mark Lyons 29 Jan 2013

Mr. Big Mouth,

Maybe the priest should have called the fire dept. so that could break out the Holy Bolt Cutters from the shiny red fire truck, devoid of handcuff keys.

If you wern't such a chicken ^*#@, I would have sent a free key to you so that your buddies down at the Rampart Station could call on you to come to the aid of other wacky priests in distress.

Maybe the priest would tip you with his leather and rubber mouth gag, so that you could shut the %@*^ up!!!!!!!

mark
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Ian mcColl 29 Jan 2013

Mark, I warned you, you cannot and shouldn't respond to anon posters.
Firemen are supposed to be brave and strong and worshipped. They would work in a free enviro where the hobbies you be respected and would be able to attend forums in an open and public way and be know by name.

However these people who claim to be more than what they are are probably living in a dicatorship where they have lost their freedom. don't bother with them. They are just just trolls.

I am sure this priest prayed before he dialed 911 and he didn't get an answer from the invisible friend he had stacked his repultion on. Funny. I wish I had have been there.

Mark Lyons 29 Jan 2013

#10

Yes, Ian,
You are, of course, right.
Anon posters are cowards hiding behind that mask.
I am through with any conversation with the pseudo-fireman. He or she is simply just not worth my time and to descend down to such a subjacent level is not where I am comfortable being.

Thanks Ian.

mark
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Ian McColl 29 Jan 2013

#11

Hi Mark, he/they ... probably from Iran or China.

Mark Lyons 29 Jan 2013

#12

Maybe is real name is Hassen ben Sober

mark
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Handcuff Stars 29 Jan 2013

#13

If you were a T.V. show it would be called "Countdown to no ratings!"