50 Shades of Grey

I never heard of this book and the phonomena about this until today.

It is a 2011 erotic novel about a college graduate, Anastasia Steele and a business giant, Christian Grey. They have sexual encounters every which way including bondage.
The book has topped the best seller list all over the world and surpassed the Happy Potter fastest selling record.

A movie is scheduled for release in August 2014.

There are numerous incidents of people getting stuck in handcuffs and other household appliances. (rather disturbing ones at that)

One of many stories being reported now:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/29/the ... -reported/

In London alone, the Fire Department had 80 handcuff releases do date.



mark
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Happy Potter?
One of those kinds of days!

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I never heard of this book and the phonomena about this until today.

It is a 2011 erotic novel about a college graduate, Anastasia Steele and a business giant, Christian Grey. They have sexual encounters every which way including bondage.
The book has topped the best seller list all over the world and surpassed the Happy Potter fastest selling record.

A movie is scheduled for release in August 2014.

There are numerous incidents of people getting stuck in handcuffs and other household appliances. (rather disturbing ones at that)

One of many stories being reported now:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/29/the ... -reported/

In London alone, the Fire Department had 80 handcuff releases do date.



mark
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That book is very popular with women. It's a woman's book! Why are you so interested in an erotic woman's book? I think all of us here may now have the answer! :0

I never heard of this book and the phonomena about this until today.

It is a 2011 erotic novel about a college graduate, Anastasia Steele and a business giant, Christian Grey. They have sexual encounters every which way including bondage.
The book has topped the best seller list all over the world and surpassed the Happy Potter fastest selling record.

A movie is scheduled for release in August 2014.

There are numerous incidents of people getting stuck in handcuffs and other household appliances. (rather disturbing ones at that)

One of many stories being reported now:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/29/the ... -reported/

In London alone, the Fire Department had 80 handcuff releases do date.



mark
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Dear mark lyons fan club president,
Perhaps we should clarify a couple things.

I never said I was interested in the book.
I stated that fire and rescue all over the world had to step up the amount of their calls for reasons associated with this book.

The book has been out for a couple of years or more and I just heard of it yesterday. Does that sound like I am preoccupied with it? I think not.

Speaking of preoccupation, you address every one of my postings. Why is that?
It seems that you hang out in your bedroom all day anxiously waiting by your computer for me to post something so that you can reply something perverse back to me. Maybe you have dreams of me handcuffing you in your sleep.....or even worse.
Just as you say "I think all of us here may now have the answer! :0"

Get a life!

mark
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I never heard of this book and the phonomena about this until today.

It is a 2011 erotic novel about a college graduate, Anastasia Steele and a business giant, Christian Grey. They have sexual encounters every which way including bondage.
The book has topped the best seller list all over the world and surpassed the Happy Potter fastest selling record.

A movie is scheduled for release in August 2014.

There are numerous incidents of people getting stuck in handcuffs and other household appliances. (rather disturbing ones at that)

One of many stories being reported now:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/29/the ... -reported/

In London alone, the Fire Department had 80 handcuff releases do date.



mark
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Hey, stupid anonymous poster,

You are a retard!
If the book is an erotic book for women, how come their getting their penises stuck in toasters.

What kinda girls are you hanging out with?

Yes, do get a life!

I never heard of this book and the phonomena about this until today.

It is a 2011 erotic novel about a college graduate, Anastasia Steele and a business giant, Christian Grey. They have sexual encounters every which way including bondage.
The book has topped the best seller list all over the world and surpassed the Happy Potter fastest selling record.

A movie is scheduled for release in August 2014.

There are numerous incidents of people getting stuck in handcuffs and other household appliances. (rather disturbing ones at that)

One of many stories being reported now:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/29/the ... -reported/

In London alone, the Fire Department had 80 handcuff releases do date.



mark
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This book came out in 2011 how did you not hear about it
Do you have electricity where you live

I personally don't care about the book but find it fascinating you never heard of it

I never heard of this book and the phonomena about this until today.

It is a 2011 erotic novel about a college graduate, Anastasia Steele and a business giant, Christian Grey. They have sexual encounters every which way including bondage.
The book has topped the best seller list all over the world and surpassed the Happy Potter fastest selling record.

A movie is scheduled for release in August 2014.

There are numerous incidents of people getting stuck in handcuffs and other household appliances. (rather disturbing ones at that)

One of many stories being reported now:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/29/the ... -reported/

In London alone, the Fire Department had 80 handcuff releases do date.



mark
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I forgot this



Mike nj
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I never heard of this book and the phonomena about this until today.

It is a 2011 erotic novel about a college graduate, Anastasia Steele and a business giant, Christian Grey. They have sexual encounters every which way including bondage.
The book has topped the best seller list all over the world and surpassed the Happy Potter fastest selling record.

A movie is scheduled for release in August 2014.

There are numerous incidents of people getting stuck in handcuffs and other household appliances. (rather disturbing ones at that)

One of many stories being reported now:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/29/the ... -reported/

In London alone, the Fire Department had 80 handcuff releases do date.



mark
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Dumbass in N.J.

Of all the things in the world to forget, the above childlike image is what escaped your mind?

You are a pathetic piece of shit, aren't you?

I never heard of this book and the phonomena about this until today.

It is a 2011 erotic novel about a college graduate, Anastasia Steele and a business giant, Christian Grey. They have sexual encounters every which way including bondage.
The book has topped the best seller list all over the world and surpassed the Happy Potter fastest selling record.

A movie is scheduled for release in August 2014.

There are numerous incidents of people getting stuck in handcuffs and other household appliances. (rather disturbing ones at that)

One of many stories being reported now:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/29/the ... -reported/

In London alone, the Fire Department had 80 handcuff releases do date.



mark
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Wow Mark, the reason I knew about it is because every time I search handcuffs on ebay, I see a ton of the stuff. Now there's been Yahoo headlines about someone exiting the movie for whatever reason.

Would be very embarrassing to call 911 for something like that.

I never heard of this book and the phonomena about this until today.

It is a 2011 erotic novel about a college graduate, Anastasia Steele and a business giant, Christian Grey. They have sexual encounters every which way including bondage.
The book has topped the best seller list all over the world and surpassed the Happy Potter fastest selling record.

A movie is scheduled for release in August 2014.

There are numerous incidents of people getting stuck in handcuffs and other household appliances. (rather disturbing ones at that)

One of many stories being reported now:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/29/the ... -reported/

In London alone, the Fire Department had 80 handcuff releases do date.



mark
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Yes tim that would be embarasing. My curiosity struck me as such as I really wanted to see if this could happen to someone. So, one night I put my ding dong in the toaster to see if it would get stuck. Now, I was at the ready since I used to volunteer for ESDA and I would have no 911 calls! I had a screwdriver (no pun intended) ready to go for the disassemble. I must not have been large enough to get my appendage stuck in there so I really can't comment on how this could happen. In case your wondering, the toaster was NOT plugged in.

mark
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I never heard of this book and the phonomena about this until today.

It is a 2011 erotic novel about a college graduate, Anastasia Steele and a business giant, Christian Grey. They have sexual encounters every which way including bondage.
The book has topped the best seller list all over the world and surpassed the Happy Potter fastest selling record.

A movie is scheduled for release in August 2014.

There are numerous incidents of people getting stuck in handcuffs and other household appliances. (rather disturbing ones at that)

One of many stories being reported now:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/29/the ... -reported/

In London alone, the Fire Department had 80 handcuff releases do date.



mark
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That is NOT a real posting from Mark! Bunch of fools around here!

I never heard of this book and the phonomena about this until today.

It is a 2011 erotic novel about a college graduate, Anastasia Steele and a business giant, Christian Grey. They have sexual encounters every which way including bondage.
The book has topped the best seller list all over the world and surpassed the Happy Potter fastest selling record.

A movie is scheduled for release in August 2014.

There are numerous incidents of people getting stuck in handcuffs and other household appliances. (rather disturbing ones at that)

One of many stories being reported now:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/07/29/the ... -reported/

In London alone, the Fire Department had 80 handcuff releases do date.



mark
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Yes, The above post was not from me.
It was from one of my adoring fans who wishes they were me.
You can tell that the above was NOT penned by me because if it were, I would have had the toaster plugged IN!!!

I guess it is true: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Thanks for the admiration you display for me on the forum. You must really like me.



The REAL Mark Lyons
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